Tuesday, October 16, 2012

MITT ROMNEY SPEAKS!


Paul Ryan himself is hoarse
That croaks the fatal entrance of Obamacare
Under my battlements. Come, Fox News
That tend on mortal thoughts, unsex me here,
And fill me from the crown to the toe top-full
Of direst cruelty! make thick my blood;
Stop up the access and passage to remorse,
That no compunctious visitings of nature
Shake my fell purpose or any other part of Mitt Romney, nor keep peace between
The effect and it! Come to my Ann Romney's dressage horse
And take my word now matter how meaningless it is, you silly geese



There once was a candidate named Romney
Whose ideas by most were thought abominey
He woke up Paul Ryan
Without even a tryin'
Which shocked all who liked misogyny.

MITT ROMNEY
MITT ROMNEY
MITT ROMNEY
MITT ROMNEY
MITT ROMNEY
MITT ROMNEY
MITT ROMNEY

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