Monday, November 5, 2012

Romney's surge! Mittmentum! Final BLOWOUT! LANDSLIDE!

Biased polls! Romney's surge! Romney supporters were greatly encouraged by new polls out of New Hampshire, Pennsylvania and, of course, Ohio! And all had abortions after they were raped, too!  

And then they went to Benghazi! Libya! Obama will not have Obamacare if Romney/Ryan/Seamus win tomorrow! Vote! Or keep Democrats from voting! 

IF WE WIN TOMORROW WE CAN ALL PUT OUR DOGS ON OUR CAR ROOFS! SEAMUS WOULD WANT IT THAT WAY!

SO PUT ON YOUR SACRED UNDERWEAR, AND VOTE FOR ROMNEY!

Saturday, November 3, 2012

MITT ROMNEY! SO MUCH MOMENTUM HE COULD DISCOVER NEW SUB-ATOMIC PARTICLES!

MITT ROMNEY'S MOMENTUM IS NOW SO BIG, IT'S NOT EVEN FUNNY.

PHYSICISTS ARE CONSIDERING USING THE WONDERFUL JUCHE IDEA OF MITT ROMNEY TO POWER THE HADRON COLLIDER!

SEAMUS THE DOG IS IMPRESSED SO MUCH HE POOPED HIMSELF! AGAIN!

AND RYAN?

HE WILL CRUSH THE UNIONS WITH HIS MOMENTUM!

FOX NEWS!

SEVERELY, TOTALLY WAY CONSERVATIVE!

GET THE BUDGET UNDER CONTROL!

AND WILL BE GOOD FOR AMERICA!

BENGHAZI!

MOMENTUM!

Thursday, November 1, 2012

Mitt Romney! Sure Footed!

Oversampled Democrats in polls won't stop MITT ROMNEY from being our beacon into Benghazi, our Fast and Furious Fox News President, our Invader of Syria, our Shining Light from Nauvoo, our roundabout man about town who is ENERGY INDEPENDENT!

He will kick UNIONS off Medicare, Social Security, Medicaid, Education, and he will DRILL instead!

HE'S GOING TO WIN! IT'S INEVITABLE! RASMUSSEN! WISCONSIN! IOWA! HAWAII! MINNESOTA! TEXAS! ALL WILL GO FOR THE GREAT ROMNEY RYAN TICKET!

Monday, October 29, 2012

Mitt Romney has MITTMENTUM! AND HE'S CONSERVATIVE!

MITT IS WINNING IT ALL!

And you can certainly be happy that you will not have to worry about your money any longer! He'll make sure those worries and that money is all gone! He's conservative! He never had an abortion! His wife Ann said so!

They hate those nasty unions!  Those nasty unions! They stand in the way of EVERYTHING AMERICAN! LIKE FOX NEWS! UNIONS HATE FOX NEWS! THEY HATE JESUS, TOO!

But Americans - AND MITT ROMNEY -  like Paul Ryan!

JOB CREATORS!

OBAMACARE JOB CREATORS!

REGULATIONS! SEAMUS!

FAILURE!

OBAMACARE!

SEAMUS THE DOG!

HANNITY!

THE LORD JESUS CHRIST!

SEVERELY CONSERVATIVE MITT ROMNEY FOR YOU!

HE DRILLS SO MUCH!  HE DRILLS LIKE HE DRILLS ON SUNDAY!

HE IS NOT LIBERAL AT ALL! Even though he met a Democrat once.

ENERGY!

MITTMENTUM!


Tuesday, October 23, 2012

Foreign Policy? Shmolicy! ROMNEY RYAN WILL FIX IT ALL FOR YOU! YOU WILL FEEL LIKE SEAMUS ON A ROAD TRIP!

ROMNEY LOVES ISRAEL! HE LOVES IT SO MUCH HE'S NOT GOING TO LET LIBERALS STOP BOMBING ANYWHERE!

ROMNEY LOVES AMERICA! HE LOVES IT SO MUCH HE'S SO CONSERVATIVE, HE'S JUST THE LEADER OF THE PACK!  EVEN SEAMUS WILL ADMIT IT - MITT ROMNEY IS NOT ONLY THE ALPHA DOG, HE'S THE OMEGA DOG!

HE is VERY WELL ENDOWED! He is ALMOST AS WELL ENDOWED AS JOSEPH SMITH!

THAT'S WHY MORONI CRIES TEARS OF JOY FOR HIM!

Romney is BETTER ENDOWED than the CURRENT OCCUPANT OF THE WHITE HOUSE!

ROMNEY WILL MAKE SURE WE HAVE MORE SEAMEN on SHIPS!

AND WILL HE EVER STOP DRILLING?

THAT'S WHY WE NEED CONSERVATIVE, STRONG, RIGID, THROBBING LEADERSHIP! WE NEED ROMNEY AND RYAN, AND THEIR ENDOWMENT! THEY ARE SEVERELY, EXTREMELY RIGIDLY CONSERVATIVE!

Sunday, October 21, 2012

Paul Ryan is a MIGHTY MAN OF IDEAS!

And that's the LIBERAL LIBERAL LIBERAL NY Times saying it!

But PAUL RYAN  was picked by MITT ROMNEY who is a HERO and the reason for the TEARS OF JOY FROM THE ANGEL MORONI!

PAUL RYAN is a MIGHTY MAN because MITT ROMNEY is making HIM A MAN OF IDEAS with a WORKOUT PLAN!

He is a TRUE CONSERVATIVE, A CONSERVATIVE'S CONSERVATIVE, as well as a CONSERVATIVE'S CONSERVATIVE'S CONSERVATIVE.

He will CUT TAXES and KILL UNIONS! ALL KINDS OF UNIONS! LABOR UNIONS, CIVIL UNIONS,  ABORTIONS FOR ALL!

HE IS NOT LIBERAL!


That is why MITT ROMNEY, SEAMUS THE DOG, AND HOLY MORONI ALL LOVE PAUL RYAN.

BECAUSE IT REALLY IS ALL ABOUT MITT ROMNEY -Romney is our MORMON HERO who KNOWS HOW TO FIX THE ECONOMY!!!

And YOU JUST KNOW IT IN YOUR gut.

Friday, October 19, 2012

Mitt Romney and Paul Ryan want your plural hand in matrimony!


Mitt Romney’s Plan for a Stronger Deficit is a five-part proposal for burying the economy and delivering more tax cuts for right-wing death squads. While President Obama continues looking to fix the nation’s challenges, Mitt understands that it is wealthy folks with political power who will fire all the little people. His plan will end the middle class, make people forget prosperity, and create 12 million less jobs during his first term.
Part one of Mitt’s plan is drilling, drilling, drilling.  And then some more drilling.  That's why we say we drill like we drill on Sunday!
Part two of the plan is trade that works for Mitt's buddies. Mitt believes that having money take time off to summer in the Cayman Islands leaves it fresh, rested, and  ready for paying for that new multi-level garage, abortion for Tagg's rented uterus, or lobbyists.  Mitt's dog Seamus wants to get some of that money too!
Part three is  teaching all Americans about the wonders of  plural marriage and angels whose names share lots of letters with the word "macaroni."
Part four is to cut hired help; they're a bit too uppity anyway.
Finally, part five of Mitt’s plan is no small business. Small businesses are the engine of job creation in this country, but they will struggle to succeed if Mitt has his way. Mitt will pursue comprehensive tax reform that lowers tax rates for all Americans, and he will cut back on the red tape that drives up costs and discourages living.