Friday, October 19, 2012

Mitt Romney and Paul Ryan want your plural hand in matrimony!

Mitt Romney’s Plan for a Stronger Deficit is a five-part proposal for burying the economy and delivering more tax cuts for right-wing death squads. While President Obama continues looking to fix the nation’s challenges, Mitt understands that it is wealthy folks with political power who will fire all the little people. His plan will end the middle class, make people forget prosperity, and create 12 million less jobs during his first term.
Part one of Mitt’s plan is drilling, drilling, drilling.  And then some more drilling.  That's why we say we drill like we drill on Sunday!
Part two of the plan is trade that works for Mitt's buddies. Mitt believes that having money take time off to summer in the Cayman Islands leaves it fresh, rested, and  ready for paying for that new multi-level garage, abortion for Tagg's rented uterus, or lobbyists.  Mitt's dog Seamus wants to get some of that money too!
Part three is  teaching all Americans about the wonders of  plural marriage and angels whose names share lots of letters with the word "macaroni."
Part four is to cut hired help; they're a bit too uppity anyway.
Finally, part five of Mitt’s plan is no small business. Small businesses are the engine of job creation in this country, but they will struggle to succeed if Mitt has his way. Mitt will pursue comprehensive tax reform that lowers tax rates for all Americans, and he will cut back on the red tape that drives up costs and discourages living.


  1. Macaroni Angels! And ObamaCare! And Meningitis and Romnesia AND Medicare! And Macaroni Angels!

  2. Land of 1000 tax cuts, Bony Moroni... Do you know go to Twist?...