Monday, November 5, 2012

Romney's surge! Mittmentum! Final BLOWOUT! LANDSLIDE!

Biased polls! Romney's surge! Romney supporters were greatly encouraged by new polls out of New Hampshire, Pennsylvania and, of course, Ohio! And all had abortions after they were raped, too!  

And then they went to Benghazi! Libya! Obama will not have Obamacare if Romney/Ryan/Seamus win tomorrow! Vote! Or keep Democrats from voting! 

IF WE WIN TOMORROW WE CAN ALL PUT OUR DOGS ON OUR CAR ROOFS! SEAMUS WOULD WANT IT THAT WAY!



Saturday, November 3, 2012

MITT ROMNEY! SO MUCH MOMENTUM HE COULD DISCOVER NEW SUB-ATOMIC PARTICLES!

MITT ROMNEY'S MOMENTUM IS NOW SO BIG, IT'S NOT EVEN FUNNY.

PHYSICISTS ARE CONSIDERING USING THE WONDERFUL JUCHE IDEA OF MITT ROMNEY TO POWER THE HADRON COLLIDER!

SEAMUS THE DOG IS IMPRESSED SO MUCH HE POOPED HIMSELF! AGAIN!

AND RYAN?

HE WILL CRUSH THE UNIONS WITH HIS MOMENTUM!

FOX NEWS!

SEVERELY, TOTALLY WAY CONSERVATIVE!

GET THE BUDGET UNDER CONTROL!

AND WILL BE GOOD FOR AMERICA!

BENGHAZI!

MOMENTUM!

Thursday, November 1, 2012

Mitt Romney! Sure Footed!

Oversampled Democrats in polls won't stop MITT ROMNEY from being our beacon into Benghazi, our Fast and Furious Fox News President, our Invader of Syria, our Shining Light from Nauvoo, our roundabout man about town who is ENERGY INDEPENDENT!

He will kick UNIONS off Medicare, Social Security, Medicaid, Education, and he will DRILL instead!

HE'S GOING TO WIN! IT'S INEVITABLE! RASMUSSEN! WISCONSIN! IOWA! HAWAII! MINNESOTA! TEXAS! ALL WILL GO FOR THE GREAT ROMNEY RYAN TICKET!